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Ok heres a quick update on Thailand (theres like a whoooooooole rad back story ill get to later)

The other day me and the Silver_Z went out to some bars. I chill with this bar girl (girl 1) and nothing is really up to shit, i buy her a beer and mock her tattoos but other than that i dont really care about the situation, nothing happens and we leave.

We move on. I end up hooking up with another bar girl (girl 2) - but she doesnt want any money and we went out to Patong to her friends birthday and i got drunk for free, which is exactly how i like it. Ive slept with girl 2 a few times since then and im fairly sure shes a nympho (for real).

Tonight i went to meet girl 2 at her friends bar. She goes to get some food and girl 1 see's me with her and makes a face like "wtfisthisshit.jpg" and i just say hello. Girl 2 wanders off for a moment and girl 1 comes over and starts sorting her hangbag on my leg - which i said was a bit wierd, but i see whats going on.

Then she was all over me, I guess in the process girl 2 saw this and bailed, because despite being whores, if you go with them and then another girl - they get mad, and fail to see any irony in the situation.

Girl 1 says she wants to play me at pool (I had agreed to play 100b/game with another girl at her bar so i thought maybe she wanted to test the waters) and we go to another bar to play and shes fucking ultimate shit tier. I mean she can barely hit the cue-ball. shes very attractive though

Then we head home and she wants 1000 baht to fuck her, and i tell her "lulz no" - im starting to regret this decision, but im sure i can just have a wank instead and be happy with my extra 1k baht.

so in the end, byrnesam gets to come home with sweet fuck all, and i miss out on sex, and i get in trouble AND i didnt even get a good game of pool

R U SRS!?!

fucking whores, how do they work?

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Life in Thailand is like - ultra awesome.

i officially miss 100% Night2o1, coz it was awesome having a degen to troll out with at all times. Anyway ive been somewhat hermit since i got to POO GET (Phuket)

IN OTHER NEWS: Here is a picture of Huck Seed and Chobo Poker discussing a lucrative staking deal in Bangkok.



haters gonna hate

Also; THai Girls are like 100% the finest fucking bitches you will see. Yellow fever is running wild and i no longer look at any white chick. I GO OUT TONIGHT AND I ANYWAY IT ENDS UP WITH SOME SORT OF FAIL WITH SOME THAI DUDES - BUT THEY AL OVER MY WESTERN ASS BALLIN OUT OF CONTROL. I DONT MANAGE TO CONVINCE THEM TO FINISH THE BLACK LABEL BOTTLE BEFORE THEY LEAVE. I FIND 2 GIRLS ROADSIDE HITCHING AND THEY BOTH FUCK OFF. I COULDA PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS AND THEY WOULDA LOVED ME MROE HAD I HAD MY AWESOME HAT ON. TOMORROW SHALL BE DIFFERENT

Also; the 2+2 crew in phuket appear to be sad cunts.

THAT IS ALL

PEACE NYUGGAS

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lol weiners

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